Please Don't Elect Perry

If it is okay, I would like to start off by saying "Mean Rachel" is blunt, sarcastic, and seriously hilarious. I must also forewarn any Perry fans not to read her posting on a woman's America under Perry. That is, unless you’re in search of a truth that you weren’t willing to accept when it was initially right in front of you. (That truth being a Texan with good hair doesn’t equal good government for the people.) However, if you are a Perry fan and you are a woman, you should read her posting anyway. It foretells our futures’ underneath “republican of the year” as looking a little grim… and full of babies.

Perry is one of the many “God-fearing Americans” believing closed legs means no diseases and no babes. That is very true but when you see your state has the 3^rd highest amount of kids having kids in America; you have to do a little more to insure the protection of the rest of the kids that also don’t happen to fear God enough. In addition to that, in the process of promoting abstinence, there will be a cut in birth control coverage. So you are then limited to marriage or rubbers. Confusion then sets in because if they’re only promoting no sex, then that means they’re definitely not showing you how to use a condom. If you’re not using a condom correctly, then you may be making babies. Well wait. You can always abort the child, but that’s after the mandatory transvaginal sonogram you have to go through in an attempt to get you to keep the child.

Another fun fact you may not have known: Texas is 1^st in the nation to have kids stuck without health insurance, as well as 1^st to have the most “workers employed in minimum-wage jobs”. That means if you have sex, get pregnant, and are convinced to do the right thing and keep the child, there’s a high chance you still won’t be able to adequately care for the child anyway. All of this reform through the election of the beautiful Rick Perry.

Because I am a young woman, I look to "Mean Rachel" as a source that has my back. She sees what's going on in the government, but knows the times well enough to figure out what may or may not work for today's people. Right now, Perry does not work. Please don't elect him.